Tend to the Nets With All Your Passion
A great and wise man once said: “Game over, man. Game over.” The source and context matters not, as it rarely does. What matters is that it was said, presumably at a time when the game was over. And when […]
Convening with the Sky Spirits
As a great sage once said, it’s a very very mad world. I can’t remember exactly who…in fact, it might have been me. I have been known to say great things in my meditation trances and make the mistake of […]
Human Drains, Faerie Drains
I’ve had many people ask me how Gnome Candles are made, and why they cost so much more than regular candles. Obviously…they are made…in your heart. Good, now that’s sorted, I thought I’d take a bit of time out each […]
Chakra, and the Great Deep
Today’s question is brought to you by our new, excellent range of meditation scents, perfect for meditation on the go. Whether you’re on a train, at work, in a hotel room, relaxing on the beach, in the middle of a […]
A Fishing Warning To You All
Greetings, wayward travellers, and also the travellers who are not wayward. Perhaps you found your way here with the satnav of enlightenment, or the Melways of great and profound wisdom. Regardless of your method of travel, I welcome you warmly. […]
Melbourne real estate buyers hiring advocates
When purchasing a home, the process is easier when you engage the services of a buyers agent, Melbourne house-hunters have found. First-time and experienced buyers alike have increasingly been hiring property advocates to represent their best interests. A buyer’s agent […]
Top Tips for Not Flooding Your Home
My dearest friends, along with all those in the blessed faerie realm who tune in via the magical interweb…welcome, one and all. You have heard me talk many times on the subject of the real world, and why it is […]
I Don’t Feel Like Window Replacement…
Friends, brethren, sister…ren, and all newcomers. As a wise sage once said, “I don’t feel like dancing, no sire, no dancing today.” Such wise words, and so open to many interpretations! How are we to take the words of our […]
The Inner Self is Also the Outer Self
I bid you welcome, my dearest companions, truest believers, and even those strange folks aggressively seeking refunds for my all-inclusive pamphlet The One Secret to Fairy Visitations. My children, how could you not know that opening the pamphlet would reveal […]
Styling, and Peace with the Neighbours
Dearest ones. Fairies who are part of the increasing number of those in your realm with working internet connections. All those who have stumbled across this humble website. I bid you welcome, and I ask you to sojourn here a […]