Overcoming Achilles Tendinitis

I’m doing a virtual marathon! I’ve always wanted to be a part of a marathon but I’ve never signed up for one because I’m worried about finishing last and being embarrassed. I have social anxiety so it would just be […]

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Roses for Presentation

Now that I’ve used the sonic window breaker to ruin the business of one of my competitors in mystic readings, I really need to capitalise on this. I’m thinking it’s time to turn the presentation dial all the way up […]

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Mysticism is Hard

It’s not as easy being a mystic and free spirit as you’d expect. Most people are all like “Oh, it must be so nice to not be tied down, floating about the figurative cosmos as free as a giant space […]

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Beach = Bad

Who doesn’t love a trip to the beach? I’ll tell you: me. I’d much rather stay home and tinker around in my shed, or maybe head over the mountain for a spot of fishing on the lake. Call me curmudgeonly, […]

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Marine Theme

I’m not against parents putting their kids first – it seems natural, up to a certain point. But there is a line beyond which it starts to get a little bit weird. Case in point: my sister and her hubby […]

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The Plot Thickens

I had another chat through the hedge with Sherrilyn – more buzz on the return of the teashop! Honestly, I don’t know where that woman gets her scoop from, but it’s usually on the money and I’ve learned not to […]

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I’m the Bosk

I was going for my regular free-spirit walk through town the other day, when I stumbled across a man who lay on the ground with a spanner in his hand, a cardboard sign resting in front of him. The sign […]

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The Perfect Rose

It has recently come to my attention that my wife doesn’t like me very much. She has never bothered to mention to me that her feelings towards me are negative. She has not even expressed a desire to not be […]

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Bathrooms and Kitchens

I knew buying a “fixer-upper” as a home would be a lot of work, but there were a few aspects of it that I really wasn’t expecting to be as hard as they were. Those aspects, you may ask? The […]

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Search for Money

Sometimes I think of myself as a leaf in the wind, going wherever it takes me. Although in my case the wind is actually the extraterrestrial beings which call out to me from beyond the known cosmos. A lot of […]

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