Purchasing Bernie’s Car

Bernard the All-Powerful knew what he had to do. It had come to him as clear as a vision out of his crystal ball. He was going to purchase a second-hand car. It was going to be Bernie’s car. Something […]

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I’m the Bosk

I was going for my regular free-spirit walk through town the other day, when I stumbled across a man who lay on the ground with a spanner in his hand, a cardboard sign resting in front of him. The sign […]

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First They Giveth

Finally, a trip to the beach. After being cooped up for well over a month, the sea breeze, sunshine and even the seagulls wanting to fight me about chip ownership have been calling. Nothing could possibly spoil the perfection.  Those […]

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Breaking Fast

I’m really sick of this intermittent fasting trend, but I’m locked into it now. Although I’ve been sharing on social media about how fabulous it feels to clean my body through discipline and diet, I honestly hate it. My followers […]

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Psychic Repairs

“Ah, yes, I can see great things in your future. You are destined to become extremely rich and keep up with all the latest trends at the same time, even when those things directly contradict each other.” I opened my […]

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