First They Giveth

Finally, a trip to the beach. After being cooped up for well over a month, the sea breeze, sunshine and even the seagulls wanting to fight me about chip ownership have been calling. Nothing could possibly spoil the perfection.  Those […]

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Breaking Fast

I’m really sick of this intermittent fasting trend, but I’m locked into it now. Although I’ve been sharing on social media about how fabulous it feels to clean my body through discipline and diet, I honestly hate it. My followers […]

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Nice Kitty

I realise that, in this day and age, it’s perfectly normal to be estranged from one’s neighbours, but it still puts me on edge a little. Call me old fashioned, but what if I needed to borrow a cup of […]

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Psychic Repairs

“Ah, yes, I can see great things in your future. You are destined to become extremely rich and keep up with all the latest trends at the same time, even when those things directly contradict each other.” I opened my […]

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Smooth and Hairless

It’s true, I spend a lot of time wondering what sort of hair I had back when I was alive, before I became a spooky skeleton. Being a spooky skeleton is great, don’t get me wrong, and I’m happy to […]

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People Weld Underwater

Whenever I start to complain, I tell myself that there are people who weld underwater. And so I really can’t complain. This works for a number of reasons. First, these people live in the same city as me, so it’s […]

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Green Energy Photos

Weddings. Not my favourite thing. Doesn’t help that, in one way or another, I lost a lot of my friends to them. I used to be part of a photography club, and we USED to take photos of interesting things. […]

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Dealing with the haunted bathroom

As many of my dear readers will know, I’ve spent the last three months intensely channelling through my patented method of spiritualism which I’m calling the Orrium Working. The working have been an overwhelming success. So much so that I’ve […]

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Play Center Feels Young at Heart

Last week at the kids play center, I saw what may well have been the most engaged parent I’ve ever encountered. It was at a kids party venue. Bundoora has some very interesting family venues these days. This super excited […]

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Renovate Your Kitchen…for Your Soul!

My friends, my companions, and all of my peers besides Ariella Stormborn! You know what you did, Ariella. Incense was never meant to be used in that way. Anyway, it’s time for a bit of a personal chat, since I […]

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