I’m the Bosk
I was going for my regular free-spirit walk through town the other day, when I stumbled across a man who lay on the ground with a spanner in his hand, a cardboard sign resting in front of him. The sign […]
The Perfect Rose
It has recently come to my attention that my wife doesn’t like me very much. She has never bothered to mention to me that her feelings towards me are negative. She has not even expressed a desire to not be […]
Bathrooms and Kitchens
I knew buying a “fixer-upper” as a home would be a lot of work, but there were a few aspects of it that I really wasn’t expecting to be as hard as they were. Those aspects, you may ask? The […]
Search for Money
Sometimes I think of myself as a leaf in the wind, going wherever it takes me. Although in my case the wind is actually the extraterrestrial beings which call out to me from beyond the known cosmos. A lot of […]
First They Giveth
Finally, a trip to the beach. After being cooped up for well over a month, the sea breeze, sunshine and even the seagulls wanting to fight me about chip ownership have been calling. Nothing could possibly spoil the perfection. Those […]
Breaking Fast
I’m really sick of this intermittent fasting trend, but I’m locked into it now. Although I’ve been sharing on social media about how fabulous it feels to clean my body through discipline and diet, I honestly hate it. My followers […]
Nice Kitty
I realise that, in this day and age, it’s perfectly normal to be estranged from one’s neighbours, but it still puts me on edge a little. Call me old fashioned, but what if I needed to borrow a cup of […]
Psychic Repairs
“Ah, yes, I can see great things in your future. You are destined to become extremely rich and keep up with all the latest trends at the same time, even when those things directly contradict each other.” I opened my […]
Smooth and Hairless
It’s true, I spend a lot of time wondering what sort of hair I had back when I was alive, before I became a spooky skeleton. Being a spooky skeleton is great, don’t get me wrong, and I’m happy to […]
People Weld Underwater
Whenever I start to complain, I tell myself that there are people who weld underwater. And so I really can’t complain. This works for a number of reasons. First, these people live in the same city as me, so it’s […]