Green Energy Photos

Weddings. Not my favourite thing. Doesn’t help that, in one way or another, I lost a lot of my friends to them. I used to be part of a photography club, and we USED to take photos of interesting things. […]

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Dealing with the haunted bathroom

As many of my dear readers will know, I’ve spent the last three months intensely channelling through my patented method of spiritualism which I’m calling the Orrium Working. The working have been an overwhelming success. So much so that I’ve […]

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Play Center Feels Young at Heart

Last week at the kids play center, I saw what may well have been the most engaged parent I’ve ever encountered. It was at a kids party venue. Bundoora has some very interesting family venues these days. This super excited […]

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Renovate Your Kitchen…for Your Soul!

My friends, my companions, and all of my peers besides Ariella Stormborn! You know what you did, Ariella. Incense was never meant to be used in that way. Anyway, it’s time for a bit of a personal chat, since I […]

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Hyperbaric Therapy, Alongside the Arcane

It is I, my children! Rising from the ashes like the mighty phoenix, I have returned to this world to bequeath unto you the arcane knowledge of the universe! Also, I spent a lovely few months in the centre of […]

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Peace Out, My Chill Pals!

HEY, FOLKS! Orium is away on a spiritual and mental retreat to the ‘Pure Energy Realm’, so she’s asked me, her wonderful sister, to fill in for her!  Now, my sister and I don’t always see eye-to-eye on this whole […]

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Pests: Now the Fairest of Game

Dear ones…I respect the sanctity of all life, you know that. Life in all its forms is precious to me, as we are all bound by many things: ether, energy and Mother Gaea herself. Birds, beasts, humans…some parking attendants. And […]

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The Soft Glow of Style

My dearest readers, viewers, observers, and all those viewing this web page via some form of clairvoyance. No doubt the number of you is greater than most, seeing as I just finished my conference on Effective Clairvoyance: How to Maintain […]

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Combining Both Hair and Nature

Dearest ones, and the technicolour spectrum of those from loathed all the way to ‘those of whom I am fond’, which is the rank below dearest. Welcome! I hope that here you will spiritually and figuratively take a load off […]

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The Virtue of Dry Needling

My children, non-children, half-children, quarter-children, sub-children and proto-children…welcome back. I have missed your comments and gift shop purchases! I have taken a sabbatical to rid my mind of the day to day grime. It is something I can highly recommend […]

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