My Beautiful Routine
I am bold, brave and beautiful. Every morning I wake up, do 10 push ups, go for a light jog around the suburb and then come home for a cold shower. I cleanse, exfoliate, tone, rinse and deep clean my face, always following […]
Eyebrow Tattoing the Enemy
This weekend I am going out with my ex best friend. She betrayed me when we were 21 and I have never quite forgiven her but every now and I again I get roped into doing something with her. So […]
Nailing That Ethereal Look
Dearest, children, dearest children…did you know that once upon a time, I had a shop front? Yes, it seems so very far away now, but I welcomed many customers into my mystical den of wisdom and incense. Unfortunately I had […]
Non human me: Tech genius
When I first realised I was a non-human I was pretty upset. My whole life I thought I was made of flesh and blood but it turns out inside I’m just metal and plastic. My human parents never had the […]
The best brand for ovens and fridges (hint: you’ll never guess what it is)
I guess you might call me a bit of a white goods floozy. What do you expect when they keep breaking down on me? I’ve had all kinds of appliances in all kinds of brands and have written countless online […]
My future fortune
Everyone is always coming up with new app ideas. Genius ideas they think everyone will love. 99% of the time they are wrong and their idea is either stupid or has been done. However, I really think I have come […]
Those Blessed Conveyers of Homes
Friends, seekers, those who practice the art of calculating finances and detecting evasions of such things, welcome to my corner of the internet! I seek to dole out humble advice, so please do not think of me as some universal, […]
Take Heed of Food Packaging
Children, seekers, solicitors, tax collection agents, all of you are most welcome! Today’s topic will shock and amaze many of you, especially given my usual stance on embracing the modern world as evidence of the progress of mankind. Certainly, I […]
Physiotherapy or dry needling
I started developing back pain a couple of years ago. I attributed these pains to a sedentary lifestyle involving office work and physical neglect. I’m overweight and I get no exercise, so no wonder my back hurts right? I started […]
Trees versus Drains
Our house is really old which means things are constantly going wrong with it. Just recently all the lead-lighting fell out of the front room windows and the vines outside started infiltrating the toilet! They actually had such a stranglehold […]