I Don’t Feel Like Window Replacement…

Friends, brethren, sister…ren, and all newcomers. As a wise sage once said, “I don’t feel like dancing, no sire, no dancing today.” Such wise words, and so open to many interpretations! How are we to take the words of our […]

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The Inner Self is Also the Outer Self

I bid you welcome, my dearest companions, truest believers, and even those strange folks aggressively seeking refunds for my all-inclusive pamphlet The One Secret to Fairy Visitations. My children, how could you not know that opening the pamphlet would reveal […]

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Styling, and Peace with the Neighbours

Dearest ones. Fairies who are part of the increasing number of those in your realm with working internet connections. All those who have stumbled across this humble website. I bid you welcome, and I ask you to sojourn here a […]

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Meditation in a Tough Climate

My dearest friends, my greatest enemies and those seeking refunds for my newest book: The Secret to Unlocking True Meditation. I thought from the hints dropped on this very blog you were aware that you were purchasing a 500-page book […]

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Oxygen and the Greater Meditation

Friends, spiritual seekers, those who wish to walk the faerie realm and people who stumbled upon this website by accident because they typed the wrong thing into the search bar! I have urgent-yet-wonderful news for you all. I bring news […]

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Allow the Children Their Enjoyment

Spiritual sojourners, those seeking taxes, everyone in between! Welcome to this time of reflection and meditation through the power of the written word. Oh, how I wish I could communicate you all in the faerie script, the only true way […]

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Keep Your Cats Fenced Off!

Did you know, every year several cats fall out of trees into swimming pools, and it makes people laugh? I consider cats to be useful for meditation and generally deeply tuned into the mystic energies of the universe, so the […]

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Tend To Your Plumbing!

Dearest comrades, spiritual hikers, those belonging to the realm of the living, the afterlife and people who occupy the middle ground, mostly those that work in the taxation office. Welcome, and be assured that this is a safe place where […]

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Air Conditioning, Across the Realms

Friends, disciples, comrades, spiritual seekers and even faeries themselves, if they’ve finally managed to get WiFi working in the Netherrealm. Don’t worry, I empathise…I have communed with the high council in the capital city of Sparklevania, and they don’t seem […]

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A visionary

A search for our truest selves can be a long and epic journey. In order to find completion, we must travel on that journey, but whether that travel is in the form of the physical movement of the corporeal body […]

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