Keep Your Cats Fenced Off!

Did you know, every year several cats fall out of trees into swimming pools, and it makes people laugh? I consider cats to be useful for meditation and generally deeply tuned into the mystic energies of the universe, so the […]

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Tend To Your Plumbing!

Dearest comrades, spiritual hikers, those belonging to the realm of the living, the afterlife and people who occupy the middle ground, mostly those that work in the taxation office. Welcome, and be assured that this is a safe place where […]

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Air Conditioning, Across the Realms

Friends, disciples, comrades, spiritual seekers and even faeries themselves, if they’ve finally managed to get WiFi working in the Netherrealm. Don’t worry, I empathise…I have communed with the high council in the capital city of Sparklevania, and they don’t seem […]

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A visionary

A search for our truest selves can be a long and epic journey. In order to find completion, we must travel on that journey, but whether that travel is in the form of the physical movement of the corporeal body […]

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Cosmetic Tattoos, for Your Astral Self

Surely, you have come to this blog in search of wisdom. I can see it in your eyes. No, not your physical eyes…I can see through the astral lense, right into the souls of those reading this article. You clicked […]

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Psychic signals speak of cleaning

Wait, what’s that? I’m receiving psychic transmissions. They’re indistinct but they’re definitely there, radiating from a generalised point in the room. Hang on, they’re coming in stronger now. Yes, yes, I can feel it. They’re coming from the carpet. There’s […]

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The Haunted Tree

I knew there was something about that tree. I could feel it the day I moved in. There was a mystical energy about it, some kind of je ne sais quoi of the ethereal realm. I knew it attracted spirits […]

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Blessings from the Conference Centre

Friends, followers, foes and fiends from the Demonic Realm who may have taken a wrong turn and stumbled into the world of humans, I welcome you all warmly! Today’s topic is one close to my heart, as well as one […]

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A home to ease space-sickness

I was reading about high tech homes recently and I think I have found the answer to my earth-grounded space-sickness. I read about houses internationally and in Australia that have been fitted with all kinds of gadgets and futuristic furnishings. […]

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Natural Innovations, Natural Brains

Dear friends, greatest enemies, people who are just sort of in-between with no official classification! I welcome you all to my den of knowledge, wisdom and humility. Pull up a Dream Cushion™ (available in the gift shop in a range […]

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